Friday, 2 March 2012

Internet Addicts


They are also called geeks spend lot of time indoors and are proud of enjoying everything under the sky VIRTUALLY !

An indoor sunrise--- :)

 Here is a sleep mask that helps you wake up on time with a gentle simulated sunrise lighting effect embedded in the mask. You just simply set the mask to the time you want to wake up, and the mask will gradually brighten as time approaches(light unit inside the mask simulates a sunrise 30 minutes before you wake). "If your alarm is at 7 am, the light will gradually brighten beginning at 6:30. An audible alarm sounds at the end of the sunrise sequence, letting you know it's time to start the day. "



 

One fine day they step out of the house after so much of environmental verification I mean wi-fi zones not the green zones ….be it holiday spots or just hang out places like coffee shops “Does it have a wi-fi ?” is what bothers them!




Their playground measures about 15 “ and they can not play with out electricity even during the day  … such a pity!


They boast of having thousands of friends most of whose identity is itself a “ ? “ They know them better than their actual friends…having fun according to them is to have extended tweet sessions late in the night during weekends ! Some of them fascinated by the celebrity tweets as though they have a received a personal message from them.. Crazy!


LOL is  the first thing that comes to their mind when they hear a joke ….and unfortunately without noise !


Top notch addicts feel that a google search would be helpful to search misplaced things in their own place !


Hopefully they don’t draw stick figures sideways : ) < - <- !


They all are a part of this big company called facebook – they own so many farms , houses , cafes ,zoos and many such things …. Hours and concentration and hard work put into creating them which they  eventually hate … and delete !



 
Finally they land up in squatting sites giving a good income to the typosquatters …those of you who often misspell save your frequently visited sites in favourites !




Internet has become their universe…it has a  towering influence on their personality making them its slaves .



 
Before it starts harassing you .. explore the numerous alternatives where you and only you can be the master ! J






2 comments:

  1. I so want that indoor sunrise glasses! Where can you get em? btw AMAZING POST!

    My recent post at RandomRational:

    From "0" to "1000's" of Followers in Twitter at http://tinyurl.com/6tv6xtn

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    1. you got to enjoy nature's beauty ...that was wat i wanted to convey :)...

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